I'LL Leave The New Balences 2 The D.C Niggaz butttt......



THESE BITCHES GLOW IN THE EFFIN DARK!!!!!!
GLOW IN THE DARK!!!!!
I REPEAT ONE MORE TIME!!!
GLOW
IN
THE
DARK
!!!!!!!!!
Lol

Posted by McLaren | at 7:52 PM | 0 comments

SUPREME!!!! X NIKE SB!!!!! YESSSSSSSS





Supreme Is Doing A Collabo With Nike Sb...
Canvas??
Nike Sb Bruin...
Ugliest Shoe EVER
normally That Is...
But Supreme Takes That Shit
And Makes An Instant Classic out It....
If I Wasnt Getting The Yeezy's In A Couple Days.....
I Would Camp For These....

Posted by McLaren | at 7:40 PM | 0 comments

Turn Off The Lights... And Let The Beat Take U Away....

I LOVE Music with A Chill Vibe....
Its The Hippy In Me...
And Of All The Forms Of Music I Listen 2
Go-Go Has 2 Be The Chillest....
When Ive Had A Crappy Day...
I Just Turn Off The Lights...
Put The Headphones On
And Let Those Congo's And Timabales Take Me Places.....
You Should 2...


Track 1 - What Band

Posted by McLaren | at 7:27 PM | 0 comments


Posted by McLaren | at 10:09 PM | 0 comments

If U Aint First Your Last.... Or Your Just In Second...

What A Day

Hopelessly Uneventful
Then I Take 5 (Count Em 5) bowl hits
and my whole life changes....

Im Chillin In The Car With My Ninja's
And They Bring Out The Doja...
I Only Smoke Socially... And When Its Free Lol (my cheap ass)
Luckily Its Both
But MAN... Did I Trip Balls...
I Saw Things.... Things I Dont Remember Happening.. But Deffinately Did
I Saw Myself in my room at 8 years old... wondering why i didnt fit in with the rest of the kids
Wondering why my parents didnt get me...
I Saw Myself at 14... Depressed
Border Line Suicidal...
With Nothing 2 My Name But 3 outfits
A Sony Walkman..
And A Copy Of Late Registration
And I Saw My Self At 17
In Love with A Person That Treated me Like Shit..
So Afraid Of Being Alone That I Would Let just About Anything Slide
Fuckin Pathetic.....

Then I Saw Myself Now.... 
A Million Times More Confident... 
Slightly Less Self Concious...
And, Almost Happy

I Have Come A LONG way....
But Not Long Enough...
U See... In My Moment Of Zin...
I Realized Who I Am As A Person
Ive Spent My Whole Life Trying My Best 2 Make Everybody Happy
Far 2 Great A Task For One Man 2 Take On
But I Shall Continue 2 Take Up This Task
Cuz its who i am

I Realized Im Kinda Like Cal Naughton Jr. From Taledega Nights...
Sure I Could Be A Dick And Run Shit Myself
But Life Just Feels Better 2 Me When Im Sling-shotting Ricky Bobby In For The Win....
SHAKE AND BAKE!!!

But Ive Also Realized That Tho i may be happiest helping Others...
I Need 2 Learn 2 be Happy Helping Myself....
The Kind Caring Denzel Needs NO replacing
He'll Still Be Here
But Kind Caring Denzel Is Working Towards Being Self Sufficient Denzel

I Have SOOOO much Shit I Wanna Accomplish In Life...
Maybe Ill Blog it All Out Sumday...
But I Know That As A Person
None Of That Shit Is Cooming 2 Fruition unless I Step My Own Life Game Up....
What Good Does It Do If I Help My Friend 2 Success.... And Help Myself 2 my Own Failure??

Which Brings Me 2 My Conclusion
Can I Have My Cake And Eat It 2????
Can I Be Selfless
And Selfish
At The Same Time???

Im Gonna Try...
Cuz Im 2 Nice A Guy..
2 Not Fulfill My Dreams

Posted by McLaren | at 9:50 PM | 1 comments

I FUCKS WITH SKATEBOARD P!!!!!

After Seeing This....
I Know For A Fact
Pharrel Williams
IS THAT NIGGA!!!!
This is SOOOO Sum Shit I Would Do...
Hell If I Was Blown Enough
This Is Sum Shit I Prolly Have Done Lol

Posted by McLaren | at 12:11 PM | 0 comments

Playboy X Sneakers????? **Score**




I Think The Pic's Explain Themselves
Women+Sneakers=Dope
That Simple...

Posted by McLaren | at 11:46 AM | 0 comments

I Heard This On Cait Caits Page.... I LOVE IT

I Usually dont Like The Softer Music...
but....
Quality Is Quality....
This Song Is Beautiful....
Ive Never Heard Of Ron Pope...
But I Look Foward 2 His Future Releases...

Posted by McLaren | at 11:28 PM | 0 comments

<3 HIPPY LOVE<3


Aint That Right Marley Marl....
<3

Posted by McLaren | at 10:20 PM | 1 comments

The Last Yeezy Post.... Till I Get Em!!!!



That Right Joe...
April 4th....
The Shits Are MINE
Step One Em...
Your Getting Shot On Sight,,
NO QUESTIONS ASKED
I Dont Even Have A Gun
But I Will Shoot You!!!
Idk How...
But IT WILL HAPPEN!!!!

Posted by McLaren | at 10:15 PM | 0 comments

WALE!!!!!!!!


He's Coomin...

Im Goin.....
Its Gonna Be Sick
And...
She's Gonna Be There....
**heart drops**
Sounds Like Best Day ever 2 Me

Posted by McLaren | at 12:59 PM | 0 comments

Lanvin!!!!! Your Favorite Designers Favorite Designer....



I

LOVE
Lanvin
End
Of
Story....

Posted by McLaren | at 12:52 PM | 0 comments

You Are....

The Prototype.......
So I Been Listenin 2 Three Stacks All Week....
Mostly The Love Below...
Cuz I Just LOVE The Vibe....
And This Is One Of My All Time Favorite Songs....
Every Time I Hear It...
I Can Just Invision My Self Singing This 2 A Special Girl In My Life
One Of These Days... Ima Make It Hapn Capn
But Enough About Me Lol......
I THINK IM IN LOVVVVEEEEEE AGGAAINNNNNNNN
CUZ YOU ARREEE THA PROTOTYPPEEEEEE


Posted by McLaren | at 8:54 PM | 0 comments

Rika Powaukee?!?!?!?!?!


Me And Marley Just Tag Team Roasted The Shit Out This Female.....
Shit Was CLASSIC...
It Was Like Lookin Boy... But With 2 Real Niggas From Va....
And Marley Hit Em With Micheal Scott Classic

Boom
Roasted....
I Look Foward 2 Tag Teamin Niggas With U For a LONG time Miss Avery....

Posted by McLaren | at 3:05 PM | 0 comments

I KNOW I SAID IM OFF HIGH TOPS BUTTTTTTT



I CANT HELP BUT LIKE THESE

THESE ARE THE PERFECT SPRING SNEAKER
FELLAS COP EM FOR YOU LADY
SHE'LL APPRECIATE YOU TASTE

Posted by McLaren | at 2:12 PM | 0 comments

Life Changing... Part 2


Fully Flared Intro from K05T0N on Vimeo.


Ok....
So This Is The Reason I Started My Life Long Obsession With Skateboarding
This Is The Very Deffinition Of STADIUM STATUS
I Dont Care Who You Are
Whether You Like Skateboarding Or Not
This Is AMAZING
Even My Granny Cosigned This Ish
And If Granny Cosigned
IT HAS 2 BE OFFICIAL

Posted by McLaren | at 8:13 PM | 0 comments

The Year Of The Plimsol?????


I Dont Like Being Like Everyone Else....
For Years.. I Loved Skinny's And Hightop's
Now Thats The Trend
Now I Will Never Hang UP My Beloved SkyTops....
But Im Switchin Up The Style A Lil Bit...
Less High... More Loooooowwwww
Vans Authentics
Emerica Laced's
Ked's
Goumet's
U Get The Idea...
Less Is More....
Step Ya Swagg Up Bitches!!!!

Posted by McLaren | at 7:56 PM | 0 comments

Final Homme???





Not Even Gonna Front....
Ive Never Heard Of These Muhh Effers In My Life
But....
You Cant Deny Quality....
And This Spring Collection Is On Point...
I Think I Have A New Brand 2 Fuck With

Posted by McLaren | at 7:47 PM | 0 comments

Posted by McLaren | at 12:21 PM | 0 comments

MAN-KINI'S!!!!!!!!!!!!

I Will NEVER wear themm....
But The Fact That Its Comme Des Garcons... One Of The Best Fashion Houses In Japan....
And Thats Its A Collabo With Of All People Speedo... gives it Many Many Dope Points

Posted by McLaren | at 12:15 PM | 0 comments

YEEZY'S!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Part Dos



Im On Effin Pre Order!!!!
GLOW IN THE DARK JOE!!!!

Posted by McLaren | at 12:02 PM | 0 comments

Totally My Favorite Song/Video Right Now

Peter Bjorn And Johm..... The Ninja's That Brought You "Young Folks" Last Year.... On THat EXTRA Creative Shit....
Kinda Reminds Me Of GoGo... Prolly Why I Fucks With It So Hard


Peter Bjorn and John "Nothing To Worry About" from Koti Khanski on Vimeo.

Posted by McLaren | at 10:58 AM | 1 comments

What She Got Is So Niagra... Make A Young Nigga Str8 Need Viagra...

Video Of The Year???? Possibly

Best Video..... Like Ever..... Possibly
Funniest Video Since EEZEL From Friday Was In "Dre Day"
MOST EFFIN DEFINITELY 


Posted by McLaren | at 3:55 PM | 0 comments

DMV CHILLIN... ME AND MARLEY CHILLIN...My Name Denzel And I Came 2 GET IT!!!!



Wale's First Single from The Soon 2 be Classic Album (Titled Attention Defecit),
Chillin Is Gonna Take Ova The Radio... Shit Hits Itunes Like Next Week ....
Get Wit It Joe

Posted by McLaren | at 12:58 PM | 0 comments

Can Kobe Do This??? Hell Naw.... Muh Effin Lebron James BITCH!!!!.... Fuck Kobe



Posted by McLaren | at 10:57 AM | 0 comments

If You Didnt Know.... I Fucks With Wale .... lol




Nigga's Totally Shittin On The Game With NO Charmin Right Now..... And These Fitteds Are Redic....Ima Have 2 Get Me One

Posted by McLaren | at 10:50 AM | 0 comments

Wale Said Love Is The Slowest Form Of Suicide.....

Well....
Im Dyin... wrist completly done for.....
There's This Girl... She Knows I Exist... But She's Completly out of my League...
We Are REAL cool.... Hella Shit In Common.. But I Just Know nothin But Plutonic ish can come out of it... It Sucks Major Balls Man.... Like I REALLY like her and shit... But It Is What It Is.....

Or Is It??? Lupe Gives Niggas Like Me Hope With Joints Like This
THis Is One Of My Fave Music Vids EVER.... Big Up 2 The Nigga That Did It For His Videography Project


Lupe Fiasco's And He Gets the Girl from Matthew Metoyer on Vimeo.

Posted by McLaren | at 12:29 AM | 1 comments

If THe Beat Tight.... Then I Hit It With The Ky?!!?!?! WALE IS SICK!!!!!


Posted by McLaren | at 12:28 AM | 0 comments

Dope Ass Ninja's: Marley!!!






So There's This Girl....
And She's Cool...
But Not Like Normal Cool...
Like Un-Ba-Fuckin-Lievable lol's
She's On The Fashion Shit...
She's On The Music Shit...
And.... Idk... Its Just So Much Dope shit 2 Talk About
And Not Nearly Enough Blog.... Lol

But What Stands Out So Much 2 Me About Marley Is That She Is REAL
Like Back In 10th Grade... When I Was Just Clark Kent (and not yet superman)
She Was Actually Nice 2 Me
She Was Sumbody I Could Honnestly Call Friend
And There Were Only But So Many People Who I Could Say That About....
Idk If She Knows It... But I Have Always Apreciated Her Being Cool 2 me Back In My Nerdy Days lol....

but Back 2 The Dope Ness.....
I Mean.... Just Look At The Fuckin Picture....
Even The Vacuum Cleaner Is Feeding Of Her Dopeness...
And The Ensemble Is Immaculately Spectacular....

Lol If I Havent Said Enough By Now... Maybe your Just Not Dope Enough 2 Get It....
Dope Ass Ninja....NOt A Strong Enough Adjective

Posted by McLaren | at 4:29 PM | 1 comments

GIGIDY GIGIDY GIGIDY!!!!!




NIKE SB Dunk High"Quagmire"
These Shits Are FLAME...
Str8 Retarded

Posted by McLaren | at 9:21 PM | 1 comments

When Im Ready 2 Eff Sumthin Up

I Put This Shit On.... Banner Killed it...
Prolly the most underated artist right now

Posted by McLaren | at 9:18 PM | 0 comments

Yesterday......

Yesterday.....

Prolly a Turning point in my life.... it was so unexpected.... i didnt think i had the balls 2 do it... i mean.. i had thought about just walkin the fuck out before.... but ME... Shy ,Quiet Denzel... Walking The fuck Out??? I NEVER woulda thought i could do it, neither did my parentals. It Shook Em Up Sumthin Bad, because up until then i had just taken their shit, i didnt talk back, i didnt put up a fight... I just Took It... So For Me 2 Silently Just Pack My Shit And Leave, completely without there knowledge 2.... THAT TOOK BALLS lol...

The Run Down....

I Come In The House after a days wortha skating... and my parents start bitching about nothing.... no biggie.. happens everyday all day.... im used 2 it. But then, they start sum other type ish "your not doin shit with your life, i wouldnt be suprised if you were a fuckin bum in 3 years..... you might as well be on drugs...." and thats the good stuff... i really dont wanna repeat the other shit they said, but lets just say its stuff you only say 2 people who you REALLY dont like... but pretty much it concluded with the question "when are you getting the fuck out my house"...... So i go in my room... a lil depressed... and i put on my kanye like i always do (obsessed fan lol)... and See You In My Nightmares comes on

"I got my life and its my only one
I got the night, I'm running from the sun
So goodnight, I made it out the door
After tonight, there will be no return
After tonight, I'm taking off on the road
I'm taking off on the road"


So I Said 2 myself.... THATS EXACTLY WHAT THE FUCK IM DOING!!!!

I Packed My Shit... And I Hit The Door... Walked 2 skateboard p's and asked him 2 take me 2 norfolk so i could stay at the navy lodge....

THE PLAN

Soooooo the plan
I decided that i was gonna go back 2 neworleans and live with my sister....
me and the navy lodge were gonna be partners till thursday and id be in the n.o by friday.... i have a lil money saved up so id be aight till i found another job.... id apply 2 the university of neworleans and get my degree.. and id be Josie and Chris Free.... THE PERFECT PLAN

Ashleigh Chardonnay Mutha Lovin Bazzille.... OMG..... THANK YOU THANK YOU THANK YOU...... idk what i woulda done....no idea....

The Conclusion

So i Spent the night At The hotel... and i went 2 the library and shopped for tickets... shit was awesome... i ate ramen noodles... drank soda's... and im'ed ashleigh from the pocket pc.... then my dad showed up... i realized i bought all this ish on my debit card... so my dad could just follow the paper trail.. he came with a bull shit excuse... asked me 2 come home.. i said eff that im gone.... he said aight and he dipped..... then my mom came with a real apology... i told her EXACTLY how i felt... and she said please come home... i said there will be changes... she said aight.... and i checked out and went home....... but whether i stay here is in there hands... im givin em a month.. if they want me here, theyll prove it... if not.... NEWORLEANS HERE I COME!!!!!



Posted by McLaren | at 7:00 PM | 1 comments

ROCK.... ROBOT ROCK!!!!!

I Heart Daft Punk.... No Lie


Posted by McLaren | at 6:37 PM | 0 comments

Dope Ass Ninja's: Ashleigh Chardonnay....


Ive Known Her For.....FOREVER lol... Like Litterally...8th grade was a long ass time ago....


Omg... Once a Warrior... Always a Warrior... 
We Dealt with That Bitch Miss Brown... We Laughed At our completely incopetent math teacher Miss Freeman... We Thouroughly Enjoyed the greatness that was Mr. McCarra.... but for sum reason... it isnt until NOW that i have fully realized JUST how awesome she really is....

Musical Taste... Impecable... Movie Taste.... Impecable... Hilarity Level.... Off The Effin Charts... 

but honnestly... idk where i would be if i didnt have her 2 talk 2 yesterday... her insight and words of encouragement meant more 2 me than she will prolly ever know.... Because besides Terrica.. i really had nobody else 2 turn 2... THANK YOU JOE!!!!!

I know she's gonna kill me for the picture... but since she told me the HILLARIOUS story behind it... i felt it was only right 2 post it 

Anyway... if ANYBODY fits the persona of DOPE ASS NINJA it would be Ashleigh.......


Posted by McLaren | at 6:15 PM | 0 comments

Powerful......







Posted by McLaren | at 11:53 PM | 1 comments

The Best Video Of 08 HANDS DOWN!!!!

MGMT- ELECTRIC FEEL
This Is My SHIT... well The Whole Cd...
Go Get Oracular Spectacular... Like NOW!!!


Posted by McLaren | at 10:04 PM | 1 comments

ORISUE!!!!!!!! MY FAVORITE!!!!!





Posted by McLaren | at 9:29 PM | 0 comments

BBC 09 SPRING/SUMMER




Posted by McLaren | at 9:27 PM | 0 comments

Im KAN Tha Louis Vuitton Don.... Bought My Moms A Purse Now She Louis Vuitton Mom!!!





Posted by McLaren | at 9:15 PM | 1 comments